So one evening he went to singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

 

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later she became his stepmother.

 

Women are just so much smarter than men.

 

(Just joken' guys!)