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Apples (9/19)
4/4/07 2:47pm

tuxblacray

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Greensburg, IN - USA

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Previous: 1984 Silver / Charcoal Coupe, 1988 Maroon Coupe / 1989 Artic White Coupe / 2001 Speedway White Roadster / Present:1976 Stingray Black / Black, Auto, 350 slightly modified (355 hp) Luxor Wires Redline Tires. / 1989 Roadster Bright Red...

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I gotta agree with Mike on that one.

Hmmnn...

Near as I can tell women must be alot like men...

If ya smash the crap outta an apple ya get Applesauce.

Now that thar's a purty good desert ta eat after ya werk da bugz outta it....

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Apples (10/19)
4/4/07 3:05pm

Jeffm
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Sebago Lake, ME - USA

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1978 Silver Anniversary L82 4spd (M21) Red Leather. Pace Car is in the hands of a new caretaker.

Joined: 2/15/2007
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My wife agrees 100%, 33 years, man her feet must be sore. Confused

Speaking of Boones Farm, When I was in high school gas was 29 cents and Boones Farm was 99 cents, so what's a better deal today Question

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Apples (11/19)
4/4/07 3:53pm

daveb12
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KERNERSVILLE, NC - USA

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1968 L-71 convertible

Joined: 1/13/2004
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Personally, I've been divorced for 18 years now, the ones on the ground scare me and the ones on top of the tree keep looking up.

Haven't been stomped in years and don't need permission to go spend a couple of grand on another toy or new tool. My married friends come by frequently to "get away" and their wives love to come for my cooking too! Explain to me what I'm missing please.

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Apples (12/19)
4/4/07 4:52pm

Okie Dude

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Eastern Oklahoma County, OK - USA

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1980 Black L48 T-Tops

Joined: 1/3/2006
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I must be Thunderbird, Cheap, but a very good WEEK Vintage!

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Apples (13/19)
4/4/07 7:22pm

kkfinch

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Gresham, OR - USA

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1977 Maroon T-Top

Joined: 9/4/2006
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That's a good one, Micki!!!

[QUOTE=daveb12]Personally, I've been divorced for 18 years now, the ones on the ground scare me and the ones on top of the tree keep looking up.

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Dave, ya know the first marriage is practice, dontcha?

What are you missing? Life with THE one; someone you love, who loves you, who shares some of your interest (need to have your own, too), etc. etc. It's kinda like lookin for the right Vette..... LOL

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Apples (14/19)
4/6/07 1:33pm

aceinthehole

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Manteca, CA - USA

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1978,two tone,Metalic Rootbeer & gold 1975 L48 4 speed

Joined: 11/20/2005
Posts: 3623

AAAAhhhhhh ! While, I'm compelled to comment.....the wife could read this and help me regret it .(but, if practice makes perfect, I must be a perfect idiot, I've been married 3 times Wacko

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Apples (15/19)
4/6/07 1:36pm

aceinthehole

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Manteca, CA - USA

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1978,two tone,Metalic Rootbeer & gold 1975 L48 4 speed

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Actually, she is the one who lets me keep a stable full of vettes ( gotta love her ) Heart

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Apples (16/19)
4/6/07 3:27pm

Okie Dude

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Eastern Oklahoma County, OK - USA

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1980 Black L48 T-Tops

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Same here Jimmy.

I'm 1 for 3 and down about $180k, but this one likes cars, vettes especially!

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Apples (17/19)
4/7/07 10:46am

aceinthehole

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Manteca, CA - USA

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1978,two tone,Metalic Rootbeer & gold 1975 L48 4 speed

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Sounds like a great gal Dennis, at least liking cars ( vettes ) is a good prerequisite for a lasting relationship........ Wink

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Apples (18/19)
4/7/07 2:04pm

DaveM

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Flanders, NJ - USA

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1982 Black, ZZ4, Hooker Side Pipes, 3.55 Rear, Rebuilt & upgraded 700R4, All new suspension, brakes, & new Charcoal interior.

Joined: 1/27/2004
Posts: 2553

[QUOTE=greypoupon69]

Woman are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground.....that aren't as good, but are easier to get. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, thery're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men . . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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I say get an axe and cut the damn tree down and pick what you want. Approve

Dave

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Apples (19/19)
4/9/07 9:31am

greypoupon69

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Irving, TX - USA

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#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.

Joined: 8/21/2004
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I'm gettin' a "kick" outta these responses on this post........ LOL

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