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Apples (1/19)
4/4/07 11:51am

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Irving, TX - USA

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#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.

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Woman are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground.....that aren't as good, but are easier to get. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, thery're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men . . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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Apples (2/19)
4/4/07 11:55am

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North Charleston, SC - USA

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Micki,
You always inspire me. I am tall enought to reach the top of the tree but I always get sidetracked checking out everything on the ground. Now I understand.
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Apples (3/19)
4/4/07 12:32pm

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HOWELL, NJ - USA

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and don't forget men, any apple on the stand'll cost ya a quarter but a fine wine can go into the $thousands!!! LOL

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Apples (4/19)
4/4/07 12:46pm

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Thousands?? Especially if that apple is a Corvette LOVER.... Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing

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Apples (5/19)
4/4/07 1:06pm

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ok Mik - I'll come clean that I am no top shelf wine - Boonesfarm is $1.99, last I checked Big%20smile

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Apples (6/19)
4/4/07 1:24pm

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Ahhh,BOONES FARM,remember it well LOL

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Apples (7/19)
4/4/07 1:30pm

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Gee Micki,

I had fun in my younger days playing around with all the apples on the ground. Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing

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Of course my standards were not very high back then either. LOL

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I'm with Paul, but I'm more like a bottle of MD 20/20 next to the Boonesfarm.

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Apples (8/19)
4/4/07 2:01pm

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I have several apple trees in my yard. I've never picked a single one, I'm always picking them up off the ground and tossing them over the fence into the farm field. They make good mulch. I'm thinking of cutting all the apple trees down. The moral of this story? The apples are more trouble than they're worth Thumbs%20Up

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Apples (9/19)
4/4/07 2:47pm

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I gotta agree with Mike on that one.

Hmmnn...

Near as I can tell women must be alot like men...

If ya smash the crap outta an apple ya get Applesauce.

Now that thar's a purty good desert ta eat after ya werk da bugz outta it....

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Apples (10/19)
4/4/07 3:05pm

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My wife agrees 100%, 33 years, man her feet must be sore. Confused

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Speaking of Boones Farm, When I was in high school gas was 29 cents and Boones Farm was 99 cents, so what's a better deal today Question

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Apples (11/19)
4/4/07 3:53pm

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Personally, I've been divorced for 18 years now, the ones on the ground scare me and the ones on top of the tree keep looking up.

Haven't been stomped in years and don't need permission to go spend a couple of grand on another toy or new tool. My married friends come by frequently to "get away" and their wives love to come for my cooking too! Explain to me what I'm missing please.

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Apples (12/19)
4/4/07 4:52pm

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I must be Thunderbird, Cheap, but a very good WEEK Vintage!

Apples (13/19)
4/4/07 7:22pm

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That's a good one, Micki!!!

[QUOTE=daveb12]Personally, I've been divorced for 18 years now, the ones on the ground scare me and the ones on top of the tree keep looking up.

Haven't been stomped in years and don't need permission to go spend a couple of grand on another toy or new tool. My married friends come by frequently to "get away" and their wives love to come for my cooking too! Explain to me what I'm missing please.

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Dave, ya know the first marriage is practice, dontcha?

What are you missing? Life with THE one; someone you love, who loves you, who shares some of your interest (need to have your own, too), etc. etc. It's kinda like lookin for the right Vette..... LOL

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Apples (14/19)
4/6/07 1:33pm

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Manteca, CA - USA

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AAAAhhhhhh ! While, I'm compelled to comment.....the wife could read this and help me regret it .(but, if practice makes perfect, I must be a perfect idiot, I've been married 3 times Wacko

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Apples (15/19)
4/6/07 1:36pm

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Actually, she is the one who lets me keep a stable full of vettes ( gotta love her ) Heart

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Apples (16/19)
4/6/07 3:27pm

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Same here Jimmy.

I'm 1 for 3 and down about $180k, but this one likes cars, vettes especially!

Apples (17/19)
4/7/07 10:46am

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Sounds like a great gal Dennis, at least liking cars ( vettes ) is a good prerequisite for a lasting relationship........ Wink

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Apples (18/19)
4/7/07 2:04pm

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Flanders, NJ - USA

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1982 Black, ZZ4, Hooker Side Pipes, 3.55 Rear, Rebuilt & upgraded 700R4, All new suspension, brakes, & new Charcoal interior.

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[QUOTE=greypoupon69]

Woman are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground.....that aren't as good, but are easier to get. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, thery're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men . . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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I say get an axe and cut the damn tree down and pick what you want. Approve

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Apples (19/19)
4/9/07 9:31am

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Irving, TX - USA

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I'm gettin' a "kick" outta these responses on this post........ LOL

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