Amish people wave at Corvettes

A toilet can snore

Old dogs living in small towns don’t care if you’re driving down the road – they will cross whether you’re coming or not, so you’d better stop

Women can drive Corvettes, but if three or more do it at once, it may be a bad omen for at least one of them

The official uniform of the Switzerland County Emergency Medical Service team is purple latex gloves and whatever else you were wearing when you jumped off the tractor (tattoos optional, but recommended)

In Indiana, they keep most of the curves in the southeast corner near KY and OH

If you drive a C3 Corvette (with vacuum operated headlights) above 9,000 feet altitude, the headlights will go up on their own

Driving through South East Indiana, you can suddenly find yourself in the middle of China

If you lose a Corvette Couple due to broken bones, you can call in their family to drive the car and join in on the fun

The term “sitting duck” was originally used to describe the vulnerability of an amphibious vehicle (duck boat) when in water due to it’s slow top speed (8 mph)

The Tommy gun was invented in the basement of a house in Newport, Kentucky

I learned how many C3VR members it takes to change a C5 battery (5 or more)

Laying across the bed does not keep you awake

Jugem warmers are the same thing as Pajugem warmers

I learned how many C3VR members it takes to push a C3 back on a trailer after it has fallen half off (6 plus 2 random deer hunters)

If you want to avoid incident or injury on a C3VR trip, stick with Butch

Before the Empire State Building was built, the tallest building in the world was in Cincinnati, OH

For the list of quotes, check out this post from the Anything Goes forum:  https://www.c3vr.com/forum/topic80886_post375323.html#375323