Maintenance Matters
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you?”
“Yes,” the man says, “I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she’s going to jump out the window.”
“I’m sorry sir,” the desk clerk says, but that’s a personal matter.”
“Listen, you idiot,” the man replies. “The window won’t open, and that’s a maintenance matter.”