Daughter to Dad TEXTING
Daddy,
I am coming home to get married soon, so get out your check book. LOL. I’m in love with a boy who lives far away
from me. As you know, I am in
Your favorite daughter,
Lilly
Dad’s reply ....also
texting
My Dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your
kids on Amazon and pay for it all through Paypal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.